I guarantee Ivanna has fur coats with Donald jizz on it. It’s how he marks his territory.

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I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Wow. I’ve never seen that Voyager footage (off to the internets...).

You could write a whole primer for people looking to get into the amateur porn world! These all had me laughing

As a Seattlite, I am mostly concerned with not spilling my ethically sourced coffee during the big one (and getting my fixie to safety, which is totally going to suck because it's all uphill).

Same. I actually thought this article was going to be about a Crip (gang) Convention.

I grew up in CA, so Crip means something different to me.

My hope is that this will become one of the most iconic magazine covers of all time. Because it is.

This made me burst into tears. Seeing them all in one space...

It’s amazing how many trolls online will say, “where’s the proof that this happened?” Here is your proof. No more anonymity, all guts. I applaud them.

“In what seemed like a good idea at the time,”

Oh, and as bad as you think the 70’s were, they were worse. Never been so glad to see a decade disappear.

If you’re seriously making a joke about the POTUS you really need to learn what Communism means. Maybe take a world history class, they can be surprisingly interesting.

20 minutes is the average time it takes for women to become aroused enough to achieve orgasm. This process generally begins before actual cunnilingus has started, so by the time you get down there there’s maybe only more like 5-10 minutes left.

Sorry, I don’t think Couric and her husband deserve any credit for this.