So many dead for a sport best played by children.

I am right now flaunting being a grey.

More reasons to not own a car... (yes, it can be done, but you have to live in the right place sadly).

So she is saying that I am going to have to not care about someone else?

Invoking Godzilla Protocol

Thanks... shall try it.

Oh come on, just get jiggy with it.

How? Ask nicely? Seriously....

The one living in my basement.

“Ja Rule”? Wasn’t that a Nazi slogan?

Unlike their foreign sisters, American women do love their painted nails.

Nah, her self-respect left years ago...

Bill Murray is a woman beater? No shit?!? I can not keep up.

And anyway, we now have the internet for all that? See, the moral arc of the universe does bend towards justice.

Attention whoring?

It is said that her mouth made her career in journalism.

Most genial fascist EVER!

Sharmuta

My HS valedictorian’s contribution was her junkie son. Oh, and great organic veggies...

Besides, Don speaks Hobo...