You order some shitty pizza like Papa John’s and dip it in ranch, don’t you? DONT YOU?

Starting with the Pats first SB win, you have the following winners:

Pats fans are the sports equivalent of the Republican party.

MAYO IS GOOD??

Mayo is fucking disgusting and should be banished from the Earth

The other things actually taste good though. Mayo is just gross in flavor and viscosity. There’s actually science behind it.

No, it’s going to be like watching Donald Trump and Lavar Ball box each other. Yeah, they both suck, but you NEED Trump to lose that match. You NEED the Patriots to lose this Super Bowl.

Dude if that’s what your jizz is like, you really need to hydrate.

Some of us don’t like eating food that looks like jizz.

Mayo is the devils jizm!!!  

Mayo is disgusting and wrong and ruins everything it touches.

Because nothing shows you oppose cops being stereotyped for cruelty and barbarism like a fucking Punisher logo.

before building new apartments on campus, my alma mater had Dahmer’s building listed on recommended and safe apartments for students. It was less than a mile away. Have to root for the local guy.

Serious question: Going by the bands you listed, and the average age of fans of said bands, how do you not already have a couple of teenagers to drive you insane? Most of us are already sending the first wave off to college.

Instead of boycotting the Super Bowl or doing something else with my time, I am going to go to a friend’s viewing party and then leave in a huff when they don’t stand in their living room for the national anthem. That way it’ll be for the troops. I’m also going to tweet about it using a slightly-darkened old photo and…

Arrieta is interesting because he’ll be 32 and he’s gone from an all-time great season in 2015 to a very good one in 2016 to a good one in 2017. He should still be a decent to good pitcher for some length of time, but it’s not a sure thing that he’ll be worth $20M next year, much less 5 years from now. And word is…

I think you’ve got the right idea here. Teams have gotten smarter about not spending $10M/year for replacement level players, which has let them do things cheaply.

A fair and level headed assessment. As the other person below you stated, give them a few days to correct it. If it isn’t handled immediately, it’s time to get on the anger train until they wake up.

why? I’m absolutely certain they’ve made ten thousand irate phone calls about this already. They didn’t just pop out with this aspect of it at the sentencing. I’m not even surprised.