The OP talks about ‘super consensual’ as opposed to only ‘consensual’. So now, we’re going from ‘no means no’, to ‘only yes means yes’, to ‘super consensual’, to what exactly next? Maybe the new normal will be: I said yes, but afterwards I thought I should have said ‘no’, so now it’s a ‘no’ retroactively and you’ll…

This is the most depressing and true statement I’ve heard in all of this.

Women are cast as the moral backbone of the society, so they become the custodians of sex. It’s men’s to take and women’s to keep. A woman’s worth is tied to how fiercely she guards it, so boys are conditioned to think ‘good girls’ say no and they are the ones worth pursuing. Her worth increases the more they have to…

No but he doesn’t get to call his own penalties anymore.

[Jim Nantz and Tony Romo walk into an elevator. Nantz presses the button] NANTZ: aaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAnnnnd... ROMO: you know what, Jim, I’ve seen this before. IT JUST GOES UP, THE ELEVATOR. watch, once it reaches the floor, the doors will open. THERE! RIGHT THERE!

Fuck that, I’m not giving the Ravens those pre-Super Bowl championships. Their murderer-loving fans can go get fucked with rusty barbed wire.

Give it a rest Edelman. No matter how hard you publicly profess your love for TB12 you will always be just another sidepiece receiver for Brady.

King Kong Bundy

“This wasn’t meant as a Pats humblebrag, but rather a genuine reflection”

The love at least in my case comes from him not being Phil Simms who would otherwise be doing those games.

Jimmy Supa Fly Snuka

Leaping Lanny Poffo

It would make it way worse. A Decent QB would never hit the open market unless his current team has murdered his family. So 95% of the teams would have to tank to immersible levels to draft one.

That’s why so many coaches suck, they’re so stuck up that they think THEY have the secret formula to winning it all and that it’s all just the players not being good enough to run it.

naw, it was a FACKIN PATS humblebrag.

I don’t understand the love for Broadcast Romo either. His commentary sounds like the guy at a watch party you don’t know who is perpetually 3 beers deep and absolutely loves the fact that he thinks he knows more about (insert sport here) than everyone else.

Yeah, maybe the only way it would work is to have one slot open outside the cap and let teams use it however.

That would be interesting, then NE would sign like 5 QB’s and then have them convert to play in the secondary or as wideouts or whatnot.

Oh, they do not. The old Browns are dead and reanimated in Baltimore. Suggesting this new, trash franchise gets to inherent those wins is like saying Frank Sinatra Jr was the leader of the Rat Pack.

Koko B Ware