My first semester of college, I am living at home to save money (lived 30 minutes from school). Bumped into a girl I had known from high school who I had always joked around with. After a few minutes of chit-chat she leans up to whisper ‘Always wanted to know you better.’ so I suggested we go to dinner the next night.

Unless it’s the old “78.4? Who gave you the .4?” And you say “all of them!”

I find rubbing a little bit of tuna fish on my balls attracts them. What did you use?

I have a bunch of .4s. Can I add them together? Always wondered.

I don’t know what I did but later a lawyer gave me a check for $130,000.

Going down on my girlfriend after eating spicy hot wings was a poor decision.

In three paragraphs, a stripper showed herself to be more intelligent and socially aware than the President of the United States. Think about that.

You serious? A married guy doing blow off of a stripper and video taping himself has NO cut cards bro.

He got what he deserved if you treat people like objects and threaten them you have whats coming to you.

Oh, so you’re ouraged at this guy because you’re an avid anti-drug proponent? ‘Just say no’ and such? The guy has a drug problem. He was conned by this pos. He’s the victim of an extortion by a hooker err ‘model’. You blame the victim for being blackmailed. There is your analogy to ‘the fappening’.

In the immortal words of Mayor Marion Barry: “Bitch set me up!”

That’s the only way her stated motives make any sense. Otherwise it’s all a bunch of bullshit. A hooker diming out a cokehead does absolutely nothing to shine a light on racial inequality.

Not when her job is based entirely on discretion and she seemed to have tried to blackmail the guy.

She must think we didn’t all see her comment on Facebook in which she said that he should have paid her $$$.

It’s not exactly Doctor-Patient Confidentiality or Attorney-Client Privilege, but there’s a reasonable and widespread assumption that a prostitute will keep their John’s behavior private.

Should I say props to deadspin for not using quotes around “model”?

It should be noted that the interview was done during the Miami Local hour and wasn’t broadcast on ESPN. If the interview went south, they didn’t want it to happen live. Dan talked extensively in the first segment of the Nationally Broadcast show that he was extremely nervous because this was one of the few times that…

Hey now! Look at the first line of the article again. She prefers to be called “Las Vegas model” rather than “prostitute.”

“My motive was to basically expose the inequalities in the system,” she said. “It’s not just the NFL. The inequalities that come with being a minority compared with a white privileged person in America in general. This is shining light on the inequalities we have as a country. We don’t get paid the same amount as…

They weren’t pissed at all. I’m from Miami and listened to dan and stu for years. They always sound like that. Also if you’re asking that kinda underhandedly (the hosts are mad because a black person got a white person fired), i’m gonna say nah. Dan is known for an takes a lot of heat for sticking up for minorities in…