Kato just wants SOMEONE to use a glove properly.

“I’m a fanatic and I’ve gone to maybe 6 games in my life.” - Guy With a Terrible Take

“Safety nets are for losers.” - Sens. Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy

The Big Kahuna Cheese Steak is the real deal.

Probably more like Phil Emphysema at his age amiright?

How many seats would that eliminate? Not sure owners would be keen on that idea.

I can think of approximately 3,589 better things to do on a Saturday in a city like New York than watching shit ass college football. It’s popular in places like Alabama because there is nothing to do there and people are too obese to be active.

That’s pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Jersey Mike’s is the best. Way better than Subway/Jimmy John’s. So far no cases of their spokesman killing endangered animals or being a pedophile either, which is a plus in the sandwich game. Get the pepper relish.

Legalize holding for offensive linemen, but only behind the line of scrimmage, and you can’t bring a defender to the ground.

I do truly feel like the first two weeks of this season have been the most absolutely fucking awful weeks of football in my life. How many watchable games have there been, honestly? Two? It’s been depressing as shit.

If holding works, I’m for it. Shit, arm the secondary, if that’s what it takes. But my god, I can’t…

You can hear, “Shut up, you fucker,” “Get your fucking Taser, Bobby,” and “stop resisting” all yelled as punch after punch lands on Daniel T. Adelman of Ravenna, Ohio.

I don’t see the big deal - clearly the five officers were afraid for their lives, and that makes everything they do okay.

Sounds like he said the magic “stop resisting” words, so this is legit.

Comeon guys, it’s only a few bad cops! Most aren’t like this! It’s not like we see this shit every day.

Does the knuckle sandwich come with fries inside? #Yinzers

Typical police behavior. The good thing about the era of ubiquitous surveillance is that we see this stuff documented. The bad thing about it is that we’ve learned just how much most of our fellow countrymen are just fine with keeping a gang of armed thugs on the public payroll who aren’t any better than most other…

“I’m trying to help you. I’m trying to help you.”

In the affidavit, Jacobs said he “punched the man in the face between three and five times ... and then another four to seven times in the rib cage,”

They seem like they were in fear for their lives. I mean their jobs are so stressful. Why was that guy resisting. That guy was probably doing something illegal anyway and deserved it. Am I forgetting anything?