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It’s been :30 and I’m still laughing.. This might need a COTY nomination.

Well, she definitely ain’t rooting for the Patriots.

That top pic looks more like the “Super Fans” from SNL (Da Bears) wearing Hawaiian shirts. That should get you kicked out of anywhere.

Those guys have a T.C. friend, they swear!

On a barely related note, Trump as Queen Elizabeth is my favorite thing

Thanks. Listening to my mom sigh wistfully every time he did that eyebrow thing in no way stunted my sexual growth. So, again. Thanks.

Too soon, Edgar Allen Poe hasn’t even been dead 200 years yet. Manners.

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

“5,694, Ha!”

all low-mileage too

Getting to the dong record really fast typically does mean things are going well.

Coincidentally, my bachelor party was six guys dressed like Columbo, getting handies in an alley behind a Dave and Busters - from a tired hooker we found on Craigslist...

Based on that video, there were a group of 45 guys at a bachelor party that weren’t swearing, being aggressive, or doing anything inappropriate even AFTER the venue tossed all of them out? Hmmm, if only there was a private investigator to get to the bottom of this.

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

It’s really saying something when you can get 45 tickets together for a game.

Is it really a catcall to ask someone if you can see their Quigley Down Under?

(Grabs stadium mic)

Johnson’s accuser, a woman he was living with in 2016, was granted a temporary restraining order but denied a permanent one

Looks like he was “giving her the business”.

Encroachment? Unnecessary Roughness?