My wife and I were at a restaurant, and I had on a t-shirt and pullover windbreaker. I took the windbreaker off head first and didn’t realize the t- shirt had come along with it, and all of a sudden  I was sitting there naked from the waist up. Wife was not happy, and neither were the other customers sitting near us.

Guaranteed he’s never been on a bike in his life.

Reminder me of The Longest Yard. Game Ball.

Ah, the old “get out of my country” response.

The LV police disclosed yesterday that they are reviewing 126 videos gathered from various sources, but interestingly enough the two officers involved had turned their body cameras off, or didn’t bother to turn them on.

So these officers have been working 24/7 since the incident and are still on patrol and haven’t been available to be questioned?

Yeah, but in dog years that’s 49-84 years.

They cut Joe Haden this week. Already signed with the Steelers.

He’s a free agent after the season.

This is all part of a master plan to get Tebow into the Met’s outfield this season.

Especially with his pants down to his ankles.

Remember at one of the economic summits in Europe all the world leaders walked about 700 yards back from a church where they were getting a group picture taken, and they had to wait until someone fetched a golf cart for Trump to ride the 700 yards.

As is the Rooney family.

Ford played football at Michigan.

I was pitching in a softball game and I took a line drive to my shin. I thought my ankle was broken, but it was diagnosed as a severe bone bruise. I was on crutches for about eight weeks. It hurt for a long time even after I was off the crutches.

“They need to stay in the news to assuage their fragile psyches” is the exact definition of Trump.

One person is already dead, and several others are seriously injured.

And he’d pay for their lawyer.

So the guys doing the Nazi salute and carrying swatzsika flags were protesting the removal of a confederate statue?

The guy from Michigan sold that car a while ago.