Fake news. That has been debunked many times over.

What have you paid for gay marriage?

Wrong guy. He sold that car a while ago.

This guy sold that car a while ago. He had nothing to do with this incident. He was hundred s of miles away, in Michigan when this happened.

The police, after they arrested him.

Periods are your friend. You should try them sometime. Oh, and Antonio Brown was faking an injury so well that he missed the playoff game the following week just to spite the Bengals.

You mean “what has Trump done”?

Scaramuchi

So you’resaying in went a snake and out came a snake? The circle of life.

You could seat a whole band on that lap.

A hockey player would be back for the next period.

I guess those new coal miner jobs aren’t working out.

He did play the carom really well, though.

Well said, Mr Trump.

None, until the game starts. Then the umpires control things.

At the risk of appearing stupid, what is the .answer?

I just spit my drink all over my computer . That is classic.

A 7000 yard course would be about four miles, assuming you went straight down every fairway. The way most golfers play it’s about 7 miles going to the right or left on stray shots.

They have to stock a minor league team , too.

Ask Melania.