If it can’t fit a full sized tennis ball in its mouth, it’s not a dog.  Them’s the rules.

I’m going to get a jersey just like that, except the number is going to be 21.

It worked for Todd Marinovich!

You ready for a hot take? Cause I just pulled one from the oven. Mustard is garbage. Therefore any other ingredient added to the sandwich is irrelevant because the sandwich is ruined. And who puts mustard on anything other than a baloney sandwich? Are we sure these are not two republicans in Barrack and Joe masks?

Years of overfishing goldfish at Costco have devastated our stock, causing the remainder to acquire the salmonella mutation, or worse:

Because if I said they were Portuguese I’d be a liar.

17 championships. You must be young.

Yes, because the Lakers have a long history of screwing up.

41. Oregonians

Hot Take / Unwanted advice:

The snake is dead. That is the most important thing.

Now I slither down to peep,

Cuz Gavin was banging his best friend’s wife.

A newer podcast I enjoy is “American History Tellers”. So far they’ve covered the Cold War and Prohibition in a series of relatively short (<45 minute) episodes. It’s an easy listen for any cube jockey. Currently they are tackling the Andrew Jackson era.

Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

I’m sure Centennial’s boosters aren’t doing anything like that for their football program, too. I grew up in Norco and student-taught at Roosevelt High School in Eastvale for a year. Very familiar with the area. I wish I could have taken the job offer to teach at my alma mater, but there is no way I could afford to…

BTW this is the official beverage of the City of Corona:

DRY HOPPING IS NOT NEW.

I know, right? Screw this deal, I’m sticking with pirating music because artists get more money that way. /s

I know, right? Screw this deal, I’m sticking with pirating music because artists get more money that way. /s