Also, as a college football fan I was happy. (Well I didn’t watch this exact game.) Being able to watch a bunch of games though out the week/weeks and being able to see my team one last time. Sure they aren’t great games but I like football and it is better than most the crap on TV.

Right? I’m not sure what there is to upset about here.

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Let’s see a line item of their expenses. How many hundreds of friends and family of the staff and how many boosters went for free? How many expenses get tacked on that would normally be paid for by the school?

His Alprazolambourghini was in the shop.

If you’re a white person, and you’re not a professor of linguistics giving a seminar on the history of racial epithets to postgrads, stop it. Stop it now. Whatever the situation, even in “irony” [and from your perspective without malice], you’ve radically misjudged the mood. Stop it.

As an Arsenal supporter, I feel like George Costanza arguing with Jerry about the marriage pact.

What is up with the Ball family jump shot form? It’s like how a 5th grader shoots since they just don’t have the muscle to do a proper up top release.

I slept in classrooms. Nobody ever treated it like an accomplishment.

Ok guys, we’ve gotta do something about this portrait mode filming epidemic.

“The best television is no better than a decent comic book.”

Paraphrased, but Tim Marchman uttered that take. And for that reason, Tim Marchman sucks.

They didn’t find him innocent. They found him not guilty. There’s a huge difference

Well I’m not tripping with you, Mr. Cranky.