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In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…

Calling this “chanting” is pretty despicable, guys. You’re purposely trying to make this more than it is. The girls are really dumb here but they’re just singing a popular song.

White person here.

This isn’t really hating on black people at all. It’s a group of girls having fun singing along to a popular song.

We have reached Peak White Girl.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

I always preferred The Pillsbury Throwboy.

I’m sure as fuck not watching the documentary to find out but, the important question: WAS Brady’s daughter “being an annoying little pissant”? 

Haha, whoops! I fixed this.

I was a 10-point baby born in India.

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

Clean hit, and certainly not an elbow. Didn’t launch himself. Hit him shoulder to shoulder. Was already going for the hit while Orpik still had the puck and contact made a split second after the shot. Looked worse than it was because of the careening into the boards, but guys shouldn’t have to fight in response to…

Weirdly, out of everything, I think my favorite part of the video is “discoteca.”

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

“His whole body was over the rim.”

I can’t believe the video cut out the fight between them afterward. The woman who didn’t fall down tried to poke one of the other women in the eye, but she put a vertical hand up between her eyes and blocked it. The first woman then stuck her fingers up the other two’s nostrils and dragged them off the pitch.

Last time I played hide and seek was with my Dad when I was 5. I was really good at it too. I hid in the kitchen cabinet. Must’ve taken him 3 hours to find me. My Dad and I never had much of a relationship, but at least I have this wonderful memory of that one time I must’ve made him proud for how well I did.

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…