“PS-We need better coaching”

Not all of them.  One of them was too busy tackling the keeper.  

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

First I go home and make love to YOUR wife 

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

It was my understanding there would be no math.

Just did some back of the napkin Excel spreadsheet math on this one, and boy are there a lot of variables here to determine how bad of a deal this is, but no matter how you slice it, it’s a really bad deal.

Press is not an “avowed Christian.” Where are you even getting that from? She was raised Catholic, but isn’t devout at all. She’s spiritual, yes, but definitely not Christian. She wasn’t even in those USWNT prayer circles during the World Cup.

She’s an avowed Christian. Which is not to say a hateful homophobic one like that other woman who got banned. I’m not dumping on her, but it’s just that she’s not engaged in the social issues many of her teammates are.

Press presses Press on pressing issue of her press team’s pressure to press on despite Barstool’s presumptive expressions of free press.

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

Is there a more on-brand response from USSF to send a dude up who ignores the populace and fucks up the biggest goddamn star on USWNT’s name?

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Wasn’t expecting you to invoke the name of Achilles - what a heel turn.

Can’t wait to see what KD’s burner name is this time...

This is a tough hurdle for me.

“Stop saying jets are a disaster!”

That kid did a double tap, so by law it is he who has the cooties now. 

Looks like the experts were right when they said Hunt would never play another meaningful game in the NFL.

The nuance that is missed in these articles is that the relative shittiness of the deal does depend on the financing mechanism for the municipal bonds. If the bonds are secured ONLY against tax revenues from the stadium itself then the city is basically just taking advantage of its higher credit and tax exemptions to…