It wasn’t so much that Eller celebrated with gusto after the 7th goal — it was the “bye bye bye” wave he gave to the Boston bench as he went to the Caps bench.

I think that’s what it meant then, too.

I’m short-ish. This was just stupid and fun. In the context of top-flight sports, chirping someone for being short is fine.

I mean this with respect: What in the fresh fuck are you on about?

This. This is a terrible take.

Jeeeebus Christmas. What a fart in a bottle. Was it ill-advised for them to sing along with that lyric? Sure. Have 10s of 1000s of other white college kids (including me!) done the same at one point or another over the past 40 years or so? You betcha. Deadspin oughta be ashamed of itself on this one. This ain’t…

Here’s what’s getting lost: Brady allows (arranges for?) that documentary made in order to burnish his TB12 brand, etc. Brady chooses to include his kids in the documentary. *That* makes his kids, and their behavior on screen, fair game for the Neanderthals that pollute the air waves with their awful (sports) takes.

Tha…

Maybe Hart is planning a Police Squad reboot. #everybodylaughs

Jesus. That is the truth. I go to the GTA a few times a year from Western New York. Each time I leave unscathed, I feel like I’ve cheated death.

My theory on why American crowds don’t generally sing — and why Canadian ones (and British ones) do, is more or less this: There’s a STRONG tradition of singing in the Episcopal/Anglican Church, i.e., in England. And large portions of Canada are culturally English/British in lots of ways. Ever been to a big Protestant…

Agreed. He must be on the spectrum. What a cool-ass guy, in any case.

This guy is an absolute beauty. I love this stuff and his world of plastic chairs.

Also: It’s apparent that he’s on the spectrum, as they say.

Setting aside what I call my mom (mom): On the spouse thing, I will say that, especially when the kids were little (littler than they are now), there was a LOT of calling my wife “mommy” in front of the kids (and me being called “daddy” by her). I’m not sure why we fell into that. Perhaps in order to promote the…

but you’re leaving out the banal reflections about his golf game and baseball fandom.

“Dissent has always been more patriotic than indoctrination.”

How can red-Bills-pull-over-back-flip-off-the-pickup-bed-onto-pre-broken-folding-table guy not be among the candidates?

Also: Full marks for re-booting Noel Fielding’s Mighty Boosh persona.

I think they’ll welcome your white suburban dad-ness getting all over them. To wit: The youth soccer games in the background of the single-shot-slow-walk in the Put Your Money on Me video.