Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

+1 Susussudioe.

Are you saying there is something in the deer tonight?  Oh lord!

An abacabcess on its frontal lobe perhaps. 

Genesis was better with Peter Gazellebriel

Stop giving me the finger. I am not your boss, just some guy who has to catch the same bus on Thursday. 

It is interesting to learn that “boof” meant “butt sex” in the 80's, because today I understand the term to mean “ingest drugs anally.”

“Your father being a sportswriter, is there a lot of shame in that?”

Don’t tape me bro!

DON’T RECORD ME DOING A RACISM!!!!

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

I dunno, I think I speak for the normies when I say what Miazga did was hilarious. 

Who said that? I heard something, but I don’t see--oh, you’re down there!

Diabetes and gout don’t require stretching either.

I liked him better when he was the janitor on Futurama.

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

Stars from Russian bots don’t count.

The same thing is happening in the political sphere and our trusted media companies are losing scoops to unverified Twitter handles.