The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

best thing he could do for the jets at this point is sign with the pats and somehow kill both mccown and hackenberg in a devastating double sack

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

You could tell it was fake because Jay-Z is laughing in the presence of Kevin Hart

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

I’ll never forget the time Jody Watley got inside Greg Kite’s head in the ‘86 Finals. I mean at the time she hadn’t reached solo star status, but had some leftover fame from Shalamar.

Peter Laviolette is way fatter than I thought.

Spoken like somebody who has never driven on the QEW

I’m trying to picture rush hour in Canada and all I can see are drivers apologizing profusely and insisting that others go first.

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

Isn’t that the same way he celebrated after he won Chopped?

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

I was poking around his channel and I think he’s autistic. So it’s pretty cool that he was able to find a way to be social and engaging like this throughYouTube .

Bryan is my new spirit animal.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Good call wearing WR gloves, there’s high chance of catching a Tannehill pass in those seats!

And the transcripts of conversations with his imaginary friend Rex, who coincidentally believes exactly the same things that Jerry does.