Around here, I do what I'm told.

I wondered how long it would take for a dick joke, and then

"I toldest thou so."

You two would like Bowerbirds.

Seeing these mountain men open for Death Cab was one of the most incredible musical experiences I've had. Their vocals are so crisp.

Air shark?

Except Porsche isn't a luxury marque like Lexus or Merc. They're performance luxury, for which there was no SUV precedent from Aston Martin, Lambo, or Maserati.

I have truly never seen anything so ugly.

Look at hte widdle phone-dial wheels! AWWWWWWW!

If you can't spread the salt, you could always... push it.

Yes - the correct iteration of the horrible fad of stancing. The E36 in the video is too high and lacks negative camber to be truly called stanced.

I agree, but they don't make engine covers to look good. It's for sound deadening, easier cleaning, and because they don't want Average Joe tinkering with anything.

Joining the coalition posting correctly stanced E36s...

This argument is ancient. There are several proven remedies. The car will never be a Maybach, but the 6'+ driver has plenty of options.

300 hp, RWD, manual, hatch. If -any- automaker besides Kia made this, I would be all over it.

A seriously awesome commuter car... there's something very Lotus Seven about it. This thing is made for the 40-55 MPH roads on my commute as well.

"...not intended to be driven in such a way."
You mean on the road? This isn't a 'Ring test - this is a safe driving maneuver that most (non-jeep freak) Jeep drivers will encounter before serious offroading. All cars titled for legal road use should be able to perform this maneuver.

One for each cylinder.

They're like Passion Pit with high vocals. In other words, they're like Passion Pit.

Here you go, bro. (Link here if the embed doesn't work).