So if he wrote an article that said “holy shit we landed on the moon” and then specified in the article that he never noticed it before he would be exempt from getting shit?

Really?

Was the vulgar language in the title necessary?

Gawker isn’t going to convince anyone that they’re a legitimate news outlet, nor is Jalopnik going to be sold as an individual asset.

Kind of a dick move to not at least credit boy638. He literally just created this gif and posted about it on the other Panamera article.

Link? It's a brand new platform?

Fine story, but I don’t think the profanity is professional or needed. If my 5 year old was 10 instead, I’d like him to be able to read this stuff. I don’t see it adds much. Just an opinion.

This is one of the best refreshes I’ve seen in a while. This car is gorgeous.

Did you guys forget the old one deployed in the same manner? lol

Boring!!!

I think if someone wants a pony car, or a sports car, or a go kart, they should get it.

I honestly don’t get why people buy run of the mill sedans. A lot of people I know only use them for commuting. 4 of the seats go to waste. The gas mileage isn’t incredible on them when you keep in mind a lot of sports cars can do 30 mpg. And these boring sedans cost just as much. It’s like people feel pressured into…

A cheap, relatively poorly made car from a company that hasn't sold a car in America for 30-odd years, marketed as a fashion accessory for hipsters, is transformed into an ADHD afflicted pomeranian with the engine note of a Lamborghini Countach running on 1/3 of its cylinders and 75+ HP worth of badging and decals.

And I do some mantainance on my own cars, Porsches are not any more difficult to work on except most things are done from underneath. I need a lift.

Prototype/sportscar technology rolling over to the street I see...

Now that is how you do a vent! None of that tacked on looking bs.

To make things easier to find for those unfamilar with that tread, here's the owner's words:

I was going to go with "Don't Drop that Thun thun thun" but this also works.