I wish I could star this more than once.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

See - I do hate Mort. But I hate this diagnosis more. I’m cheering for that big dumb bastard to fight like hell.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with publicly-financed stadiums, and it should be allowed - and even encouraged - for all pro sports teams that are owned by municipalities or are otherwise public entities.

the public would at least get a slightly better deal in exchange for gifting hundreds of millions of dollars to billionaires. It’s not much, but it’s something

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

Potvin? I hear he sucks.

Yeah, pretty easy to flop when all of the neural transmissions between your brain and various appendages are violently interrupted due to blunt force trauma.

Antonio Bryant deserves a Grammy for that performance!

Remember when Christopher Hitchens got waterboarded to challenge his own views? Can we unleash Vontaze Burfict on this motherfucker?

You can’t spell “candidate” without CTE.

It’s a good thing Ditka’s father used corporal punishment. Otherwise that guy might have turned into some kind of asshole.

Dear Stanford: that cow state of Iowa legalized same-sex marriage before California by a score of 2009 to 2013. Four years before. Think about that before mocking them.

This is important game time news to those who didn't realize Clowney was still in the NFL.

It’s kinda crazy that I totally already forgot about him. I’ve never seen someone carry a career so far with a singular tackle. Good for him.

Clowney move, bro.

Excellent.