Obviously they didn’t become friends. By the time Halliday came up, Clemens’ head had gotten too swollen to deal with rookies.

Halladay knows all about steroids, being a medical professional and all.

I don’t know how much Lovie really helped Jameis. Kid was already pretty offensive before he got to Tampa Bay.

I just remember how brilliantly Phil Hartman delivered the line “Remember people, it isn’t whether you win or lose...because we are all going to lose in every possible way.”

Stanley Kubrick

Seems like a fitting end to his time there. The last coach to take the Giants to the Super Bowl also left as a Fassel.

Operation: Shuck & Awe is underway.

She’s dead to me.

James is not in any way morally obligated to risk his career participating in a protest that has nothing to do with him. It’s important to remember that even when protesting is the “right thing”, that doesn’t mean that NOT protesting is the “wrong thing”.

Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.

wait until they find out the hats are laced with smallpox

That would explain Peyton’s gigantic melon.

Peyton is technically correct as it is has become abundantly clear that the performance enhancing drug he actually takes is

You know, the name being racist and the team being division champions are not mutually exclusive, right?

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

Glad no one beat me to it

Rickey and I share this birthday. Often, when I give my ID to religions clerks they will say something like “Someone very special was born that day.”

Favorite Rickey story of all time; Rickey’s rookie year, and the A’s were having trouble with one of their rival teams (I think the Angels or the Royals). One of the coaches gives a speech about how their opponent puts on their pants one leg at a time, just like the rest of the league does.