This one was a favorite of my 11th grade English teacher. Thanks for the memory.

Nice of Arians to say now but it seemed to me he should have taken Palmer out late in the fourth when the game was clearly decided. He left him out there to further embarrass himself

I'm a delivery driver. This is my favorite kinja comment ever.

If you could be any kind of tree, how would you help WNYX?

Maybe if Everett didn't shout literally every single thing he ever says his voice would hold up better. Only Dick Vitale has less of an understanding of how a microphone works

He's quite the existentialist, constantly questioning the nature of reality.

Best part of that episode is Dave Foley telling Costas to go to Hell.

Nah. If he says he wasn’t trying to get an advantage just heal faster he’ll get a free pass like Andy Pettitte did. Never mind that the PEDs give them an advantage over players trying to rehab injuries within the rules

He's bee my most consistent fantasy player all season, but if you told me the Jags would score 51 and all I'd get from Robinson is 7.5, I'd never have believed it.