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If the former, how is that offensive?

Just think if you could combine Manziel with Tebow: you’d have a Heisman winner who acted like an average adult but was still a terrible NFL quarterback.

It’s true, they did indeed take over WCW in the 90s. I SEEN IT

I could definitely be talked into that one, plus the idea that he was actually suspended during his first retirement.

I think I heard some years back that there was a patent on some kind of super-fuel efficient carburetor, and Big Oil bought it up and put it on ice to keep things status quo in the fuel industry. I can totally see something like that happening.

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts

That William Randolph Hearst had congress make weed illegal so that the hemp paper mills had to shut down and all the newspaper companies had to buy his wood-pulp paper.

I believe the primary governments of the world maintain perpetual states of war to maintain an industry and moral that provides the governing class with its lifestyle and that they see the world as three populations: 1. Governing class; 2. Governed class; 3. Expendable class.

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

That the New York Jets have, in fact, won a Super Bowl.

not a typo, they went 11-2 in 2011, then went 0-12 the next year, then Monken came in and the program went 1-11 and 3-9 in the next two years. So not a turnaround really, not sure what the tweet was trying to say.

Tabella > Bern’s

I don’t know, this actually makes sense since it’s Tampa.

Or the Browns.

Oh. It only applies to 2015? Nevermind. I thought free agency was older than 1 season. You’re right.

“The best environment in the league to raise a family”... what? I’m pretty sure nearly every team resides in an area which features family friendly locations (for the 8 months you might end up living there)

Not sure what Trent Dilfer has to do with this

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

I don’t understand how any of this helps me make $40/hr working from home using Google.

I Used This One Weird Trick to Know Those Stories Were Fake.