With those gleaming muscles and all that hair, he’s more like the Fabio of horses.

This post now needs it’s own comment section just for those of us who need to register our “Yessssssssssssssssssss! Finally!” each year (myself included).

I recently got an implant. Does anyone need my old case?

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

I believe the proper name for a group of teenage girls is a gossip.

They have all these incompetent kids working at these places. They should lower the minimum wage to 2 dollars an hour

A whiteness of teenage girls ordering frappuccinos.

your cat sounds fucking incredible tbh

I was in a Starbucks yesterday and a gaggle of teenage girls, (I feel like gaggle isn’t right for teenage girls. A flock? A murder? A murder.) a murder of teenage girls came in behind me. As I finished my order, the barista (who was a treasure of a human being and recommended a kick-ass fruit sauce for baked brie)…

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

Hey, some women are size queens, okay? Gotta get that huge pole!

It's the exact shape of Christ on a crucifix. The confusion is founded.

Agree with everything you said, and wanted to say hi to a fellow Barnard woman!

I went to Barnard. I am so, SO grateful for the education that I received there every single day - and I don't just mean the actual academics, but also the time spent in an environment full of mindblowingly intelligent women. I learned how to think at Barnard, that there is a much bigger world out there than the one…

You have a very wide definition of "cheese" and "bread" to apply those terms to St. Louis-style pizza.

"Today is a good day to die."

You had me at Pirate Queen. Seriously, this was great. I'd love to read more stuff like this.

Lifting heavy three times a week has kept my depression in check for a long time. I still get low, but not horribly, horribly low, and I'm stronger than most of my guy friends at this point. All around win!

That is one thing I appreciated about this article- she clarified that she doesn't think she was fat before. Thanks, Khloe! Do your thing!

I don't think she was sooo overweight before, but now she's Hollywood skinny.
I wish more celebrities would clarify that when they lose weight: before she was sort of average, now she's thinner than average.