If you need to hold onto eggs for longer than four weeks (I believe four or five weeks is their expiration date), perhaps you should not have bought that many eggs in the first place.

As a child of parents who have had a few of these procedures (all but one of which were for real medical reasons), I am not surprised at all about these costs, and even find them a little cheap at times considering that they are usually done out of vanity and not necessarily for medical purposes. Are they covered if…

Pre-recession, my grandfather (in his 80's then), was able to live off the interest, but he didn't have anywhere near $3M. Post-recession, it's another story.

Yeah, if Satine had money and didn't have consumption, she'd be this character. I was just coming to say the same thing. Her breathy deliver is exactly what she did with Satine.

Technically, if the main ingredient comes from a can, it's not fresh.

Poland used to mix beer and lemonade as a sports drink. That's the excuse my Polish boyfriend uses to have a beer after playing football with his brother. I then point out that they used to do that.

I also took the SAT when the writing section was first implemented. There was an upside to that: Schools didn't know what to do with it, so they looked at it as the traditional 1600 point exam, with the writing section used as an SAT II score (since all the schools I applied to required the SAT II in writing, they…

I submit to my husband. And he submits to me, too. And together, we submit to Jesus.

The reason why I come to Lifehacker is for personal finance. I can't wait for the new articles! I'm still waiting for you guys to come up with the big revolutionary way to save more money (I already do everything you suggest that applies to me). I'm financially healthy, but I'm always looking for new and better ways…

Dear Princeton Mom: I went to an Ivy. You know what I learned there? Independence. I learned that I don't need a man if I don't want one and I can stand on my own two feet. I didn't have to be a Southern belle anymore.

Actually, it was a paid internship!! It was really difficult to get (lots of applicants, interviews, and it was like the third time I'd applied). I loved being so useful as an intern (and getting a Disney email address. It made me feel like I'd made it!).

When I worked at ABC, one of my jobs was to come up with story ideas for their soap operas that would be put into a database for the three productions to choose from. I was instructed to find them from news articles. While it's unusual for all the things that happen in soap operas to happen to the same people, it's…

This is what I immediately thought of from the headline:

Until college, I had only lived in warm climates without snow. Since college, I have only lived in NYC so no shoveling necessary. When I visit my boyfriend's parents and it snows, he always goes out and starts shoveling, and I join him because shoveling snow is exciting to me (I'm weird, I get it). This is the first…

Wait...my boyfriend and I only have 18,000 days together?!

Don't worry, you aren't the only one who searches for famous trademarks...

Actually, registering trademarks is surprisingly easy! I taught myself, because my company didn't want to have the lawyer do it anymore. It takes less than an hour to do, and though the website is confusing, they've been very helpful over the phone in clarifying which forms to fill out. Plus, once it's been submitted,…

Skating for three minutes is longer than the short program!! Maybe if you said skating for one minute. Or complaining about laces being broken so you can't skate (a la Tonya).

I should have clarified—yes, we do use what we trademark, we just have never used TM or R in the names. I work for a TV production company, so we trademark the names of our shows.

wait...really? I didn't know that about the TM vs R. We register our trademarks, but then we don't use them (???), so I've never had to find out about the TM vs R trivia.