Yeah, I thought there weren't many...but it's odd to see them in the City, when it's something I basically associate with gas stations and the odd strip mall. But no, there's one a block from my office in Midtown.

Because he looks so much like Emma Watson (whom I find to be absolutely stunning), I actually find him unattractive—like Emma in drag. Don't get me wrong, Emma in drag would look great, but I would not be attracted to her.

I can't tell you what my Ivy hazing entailed (rules and such). I CAN say it included weasels. Sometimes a platypus. And we called it "The Horrors." But the great thing about it was at the end we felt bonded as a group, those who'd gone through it together. In the middle of the hazing, you keep thinking that this is…

I prefer to get the Adipose stress ball. Ugh I want so much. It's been in my cart forever, but I can't seem to click "buy" when I feel like my life isn't stressful enough to use it.

Isn't this a "no duh" article?

Yes, I talk to my CEO, but just like "hey," and he does know my name. He's too busy to actually have a conversation with me. But that's okay, because he seriously works all the time. He's a great example of a guy who expects just as much from himself as he does from his employees.

Well, as someone whose job it is to clear stuff like this for television, there are a few reasons why it wasn't cleared with the model. When buying images from a company, you are supposed to separately acquire all NECESSARY rights and releases from those appearing in the footage/photos. Getting a separately release…

I believe it was Kate Moss, she of the heroin chic look.

Agreed—if you need something quick and cheap that you aren't going to wear year after year (like a bathing suit!), JCP is the way to go. I bought an entire two piece that looks AMAZING on me and it was only $16.

Ha! I hope he can sonic it open. He seems the type to be clumsy with a suitcase.

This might not be the time to say it, but "solar suitcase" totally sounds like a superhero's gadget.

That's not a thing. Also, who thinks that they're rich after they're bi-weekly paycheck? Unless they are, of course, rich?

I've heard this before, and I agree that it's totally a thing. During Irene (which was WAYYYY chill compared to Sandy), the bf and I set a record for ourselves in 24 hours. That was fun.

I do this for my former roommates. Does that count?

I know this is a joke, but as someone who works in entertainment law, that lawsuit would get you nowhere.

About G-D time.

Fun fact: The terms "stiletto" comes from a weapon; it's a very thin dagger. Seems fitting, doesn't it?

I'm happy to have a mastectomy if it means saving my life. Cut those babies out and give me new ones.

I am very surprised at how large she's gotten so early in her pregnancy. I have a very pregnant friend (she's supposed to pop about, oh, NOW), and I asked her if she could really eat whatever she wants—"eating for two," as they say. She said no, that's not the case, that you only need an extra 300 CALORIES a day!!!…

I was honestly going to try to post a super troll-y response being like, "What, white people can't be from Africa? That's racist!" And I was hoping that Ondria Hardin was from somewhere in Africa.