Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

Next time Elon is at the Depot, he needs to grab a pallet of these little beauties.

Topazzin was behaviour recorded by owners of the Ford Tempo and Mercury Topaz, in acceptance that their new machines could not perform the passing functions of the old. And so in a ritual meant to recreate the function, they began driving side by side in both lanes.

Over the years as the Peterson Empire failed and the…

Lean closer and smell the drakar-noir.

The Sasquatch Package is the one you’ll hear about, but never actually find it.

really, what you want, though, is a pink sub

I’m going out on a limb and say that this was a dumb thing to do.

Just ‘enclose’ them with the harbor freight ‘garages’

Ladies is your man too quiet? Does he not use twitter? Has he never called a diver a pedo or tried to start 5 companies at the same time? Then buy him Musk Envy! Thats right after a few sprays of Musk Envy he'll believe he can do no wrong and try to start new companies for EVERYTHING While insulting people trying to…

As funny as this meme is, most of the time presenters are dusted with powder makeup to remove natural skin oil shine. If they recorded at home, which is likely, they probably didn’t have the necessary makeup artist on-site to prep them for the recording, so they end up looking shiny.  We all look shiny, we just have…

Maybe it was a box full of these?

Two, so far.

I can’t believe Criminal Minds only just finished its final season. Also Mandy Patinkin and Thomas Gibson look really weird in that picture.

They also had a pretty good arcade game. No, not the terrible Atari 2600 game (which was unrelated) but an actual quarter-taking arcade game from 1983. If you are into emulation at all, you can play it in MAME.

Why would anybody want to hurt the economy? What reason?

Oh, for sure it’s only the media driving this, everything’s fine.

“Bronco Raptor”