I suggest you pay a rare visit to reality.

Actually what could save Harley is making mobility scooters for their aging fanbase to ride on inside of the Walmart.

Uh if you knew more than the one black person at your job you’d know that we have a wide variety of names. I mean it could be worse I could be name ESPN, Dakota, Chad or any of the other stupid ass names you all have given your kids. As for the Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich last time I checked white people eat fried…

incelwaffen

You just done paid for site operation for a month with the incelwaffen hate clicks this is gonna generate.

I’ll file that one with the adage delivered by truckers than they always back up before they unload.

If you think about it, a compact, two seat convertible isn’t the most practical car to begin with to take any sort of “road trip”. Hell, to be honest, I would be fine with 100 mile range in a car like this. I would go out of my way to drive it in ridiculous conditions for the adventure and would not care if I needed…

Child: Big Rock? Big Rock! Why isn’t he saying anything, dad?

Yes, “Everone” is the right spelling, as we skipped right over Generation Y.

Stop the auto-play videos with sound already, I’m going to complain in every comment.

“Mass tragedy today as hundreds of commuters cars in Atlanta suffered catastrophic tire punctures at highway speeds, leading to major pileups with hundreds of casualties and an unknown number of deaths. The cause was identified as thousands of tiny, plastic 4-sided pyramidal objects, strewn across the highway. These…

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

They go into cardi-yak arrest.

How many bags of dicks add up to a cooler of penises?

It’s also what we call your mom.

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

VIN: DIESEL