The Gawkerverse has never been one to let a “joke” die gracefully. That horse will minced into dog food before they let it go.

This is the problem:

But before I had to hide my crappiness in my head and under-breathe-mutterings, now I can do it from the convenience of anyonmity! My level of horribleness has risen exponentially.

Yes, but Chris is biting Albert’s style and it doesn’t work as well. Let’s bring back the king for a guest spot.

That’s a Buick?

Seriously. After the first two paragraphs include both “found that he had unconsented-to sex” and “never accused of rape,” what’s the point of reading the rest of it? It is clearly written by someone with a very loose grasp of the truth a lawyer.

It’s also ugly - which is most important.

E’rebody wants to be Albert - you (and Chris) are no Albert.

I think that is where the divergence is. Ambiance isn’t great, though similar to other places on the list in its meh-ness. But the quality of food at Longhorn has been in decline for years. Roadhouse makes most of it in-house where as you can tell that Longhorn has switched to pre-made shit. The Parmesan Crusted…

Would this really be shocking? Legal experts have been claiming all along that despite the logical flaws the law was on their side.

My friend, we are every other Wednesday. My son is 4 and devours 2-3 rolls, the Lil Dillo bites with whatever veggie we trick him into eating that night and whatever is on my plate when I’m not looking.

Only in its utter dunderheadedness. Texas Roadhouse takes the cake from a taste to price ratio.

The obvious answer - Grayson Allen. This post was a failure.

Chancellor, who runs fitness boot camps for women

It certainly isn’t relegated to romcoms though tv shows like How I Met Your Mother are actually romcoms. Hollywood isn’t in the business of selling reality and this isn’t really all that surprising. Kudos for doing the leg work of investigating this. I guess.

Poor satire?

But I’m now stuck with Collinsworth which is just as bad. Perhaps we just do away with both crews.

I haven’t spent any time learning VBA, is it still worth the effort? Most of what I do is just an array of IF statements that MS decided to shroud in as much mystery as some Shroud from Turin.

It is one of the few axioms I actually adhere to - never say no at work. If I don’t know how, there are resources internally (other people) and the internet to help figure it out. You end up looking like a go-getter when you’re really just staving off the boredom of having 4-6 hours of work to do a day.

Useful, at least. Safety most definitely not guaranteed.