Have you even watched the show? Evil Corp isn’t the real name of the corp, it’s what Elliot calls it in his head and by extension what we hear everyone else call it.

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

I believe, not 100% sure, that the punishment stated in that particular rule was that it was a minumum of a $25K fine.

This was possibly the least convincing positive review I’ve ever read. “Incredibly condensed” story, “thin” characters, “non-entity” villain, “no tension”, and “the proton packs seem to have a bigger arc than many of the characters”.

“The terms will not be better than they had with the EU. Some in the EU may want to penalize them for leaving and some may be more forgiving, but they will not get better terms than what they had as members.”

Welcome to Gizmodo. We’ll tell you all about reverse psychology...even though we don’t quite understand it ourselves.

No, George. A big hand pointing at a button. It specifically says do not click this. So no, I did not click the button. I clicked on the article. Correct the title to “Do not click on this article.” Then you can say “After we specifically asked you not to click on this article, you went ahead and did it”.

“After we specifically asked you not to click on this article, you went ahead and did it.” Not true, you told me not to click on that red button and I didn’t.

Imploded their economy? Where the fuck do you come up with this bullshit?

MySpace isn’t going anywhere...every single person under 25 uses it everyday.

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet

You guys knew what you were doing with that picture. Don’t even try to deny it.

The “can’t beat ‘em join ‘em” thing isn’t being hammered enough. I’ve always, always rooted for Durant and I just can’t any more, because when James Harrison talks about participation trophies and shit, this should be Exhibit A. Isn’t this supposed to be about competition at some point? Is the message we want to send…

Other counterpoint: this is why the NBA is dumb. You don’t see this level of one-sided team building in any other major sport. I get that this is just inherent in the way the the economy of the league is structured, but that just means I’ll never have a deep vested interest in it. Good for players maximizing their pay…

Well you talk to alot of dumb people then cause none of those are 1:1 correlations or even close. It’s not double the money, its not the same job.

For one, he’s taking less money with the Warriors. But to answer your question, no I wouldn’t take a job with a rival company if it meant taking a demotion in responsibility.

“Dude is just an employee.”

tom ley on the other hand, told the world about his mangled dick. so brave

Yea... Daggers ARE weapons. It's like asking "What's the point of an airplane designed to fly faster"?

The question I have, is why would you own a dagger that is not designed to kill something?