I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

I believe, not 100% sure, that the punishment stated in that particular rule was that it was a minumum of a $25K fine.

“The terms will not be better than they had with the EU. Some in the EU may want to penalize them for leaving and some may be more forgiving, but they will not get better terms than what they had as members.”

Imploded their economy? Where the fuck do you come up with this bullshit?

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet

You guys knew what you were doing with that picture. Don’t even try to deny it.

The “can’t beat ‘em join ‘em” thing isn’t being hammered enough. I’ve always, always rooted for Durant and I just can’t any more, because when James Harrison talks about participation trophies and shit, this should be Exhibit A. Isn’t this supposed to be about competition at some point? Is the message we want to send…

Other counterpoint: this is why the NBA is dumb. You don’t see this level of one-sided team building in any other major sport. I get that this is just inherent in the way the the economy of the league is structured, but that just means I’ll never have a deep vested interest in it. Good for players maximizing their pay…

Well you talk to alot of dumb people then cause none of those are 1:1 correlations or even close. It’s not double the money, its not the same job.

For one, he’s taking less money with the Warriors. But to answer your question, no I wouldn’t take a job with a rival company if it meant taking a demotion in responsibility.

“Dude is just an employee.”

tom ley on the other hand, told the world about his mangled dick. so brave

The reason it’s vague on what the bad thing is that it’s much easier for a reader to sympathize with doing a bad thing than a specific bad thing — you head off both the trolls and the people who shout “that’s not bad!” This is not a tough concept.

What absolute fucking garbage this article is.

Stick to sports.

The house........ is glass as hell.

tell us how you really feel, Tom

“But there is that passage, a piece of bad writing—not bad because it is a bit purple or self-absorbed, but because it is dishonest and obscurantist.”

Yea... Daggers ARE weapons. It's like asking "What's the point of an airplane designed to fly faster"?

The question I have, is why would you own a dagger that is not designed to kill something?