I was considered an Excel savant early in my career for knowing how to use v/hlookups and then branched that into Index Match. People are just really scared of the 2 minutes it took me to google some of this shit when I didn’t know how to do it to do it themselves.

No one should feel anything but the slight tickling in their sides as laughter burbles up when they pull up next to an Acura, unless of course they drive a Chrysler.

Assuming you have any financial smarts and a lot of restraint the lump sum is the way to go. You create a small team to help you manage the money, i.e., a lawyer that specializes in high net worth individuals, multiple financial advisers that work on retainer and not on a management fee and keep your inner circle full…

Can we circle around to how the characters in all of the live-action shows of become incredibly stupid? My kid doesn’t need to see someone as comically dumb as these people. Boy Meets World had the right mixture of legitimate stupidity and “life lessons” without being utterly unwatchable.

When I read Gawker sites it becomes apparent to me that a good editor could vastly improve the quality. When I listen to LCDSS it becomes apparent to me that a good producer would reign in the crap and trap the kernel of good they have. They have moments, but overall they just aren’t for me. New York I Love You... is…

That really is a good tune, but is an aberration in their greater catalog.

1-day to what? This just quotes her saying “we know” and “he hasn’t denied Ashley received HGH” which is quite a bit different than “we had another source”

I have what is known as “bad hair.” Ballaban, like me, should realize he too has bad hair and get it taken care of. No one will want to see that mug on TV again.

Did that girl not really fuck Odell Beckham JR. then? Who am I to believe, because I thought Tinder chicks were legit.

Hot Take: Brady ain’t that attractive.

“Reporters” don’t need to live tweet from the locker room to do their jobs.

AN is in the midst of rebranding their entire network to state AutoNation, except I believe, the Boardwalk group in TX. And with Buffett in the game with the Van Tuyl group I’d imagine a lot more consolidation.