How is Tim Cahill still playing?

The only reason he beat his personal best was to get to the end and put his dick away. Classic motivational tactic. Try it and see for yourself.

So’s Joe Flacco apparently. Vehemently:

Meanwhile, Nick Diaz is still serving his five year ban

“I swear: I have no idea how those steroids got into my cocaine!” -Jon Jones

Buy bottle cap futures!

You seem pretty high too.

Gilbert Gottfried is my choice. Although I don’t know if he’d be willing to be quite this profane.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

That whole team clearly has a checkered past.

Dude have you watched Mayweather fights??? Nobody gets fucked up. Alot of hugging though.

It’s too soon to make this joke but...

That’s not a half volley, the ball doesn’t bounce before he hits it

I have never played football beyond the high school level, and I walk into grocery stores and can’t remember what I needed to get.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

It’s been pretty awesome watching the guy most likely to win the MVP get thumped by the guy who should win the MVP.

Funny, I think things are great in Toronto.

By the way, dude can still ball (as long as he doesn’t have to run, play defense or face opposition)