You are being very chill about your marauding squirrel, but he is just the vanguard in the squirrel war to come. You are in the bronze age of this arms race, and start saving now for increasingly complex, squirrel-thwarting bird feeders.

Thats not a stunner than you dope

It’s not a stunner if he didn’t mean to do it.

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

Now imagine if the Orioles had a pitching rotation that wasn’t butt.

Much as I agree with the decision, shouldn’t the judiciary be the one branch of government *not* thinking about public opinion when they do their job?

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

I bet those kids are mean drunks.

To be fair, Swansea was trying to hand it right back most of the game.