Did the DNA analysis confirm if he was a good boy?

That is true Brownian Motion being exhibited. 

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

Must be visiting BYU

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

This is a horrible poem.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Always difficult to find support from those with a vested interest in appearance.

Angel Hernandez is wondering why Odell wasn’t ejected.

like a helicopter.

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

The stupid thing is Josh Gordon has been suspended numerous times for being a pot head. Antonio Brown is still playing even though it is starting to look like the accusations are probably true about him.

The one truly bad miss was an overthrow of a wide open Andrews that may have gone for a 40 yard TD and put the game out of reach. But he’s throwing the ball so much better and watching him pull it down and run 12 yards out of bounds must be absolutely demoralizing. He also took very few hits with all the running…

Mr. Ped 

Mister (p)Ed

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.