Just have him start every 14 days and all his problems are solved.

You mean the one I mentioned in the opening...

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

More like Carnelo Álvarez, amirite?

The fact of the matter is: the Cavaliers lost because LeBron didn’t have enough help.

Proving, once and for all, Tristan Thompson is invisible.

Today, you became American

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

Ryan’s got an excuse, at least. There’s no time to learn about football when all you do is get laid.

In a three-way standoff Wenger will always find a way to finish fourth.

Gary Oldman will win. Based on the other awards Frances McDormand will get her 2nd Oscar even though I really want Sally Hawkins to win because I’m bias. And Fuck the Pats but you’re probably right.

So what you like about Romo is he helped you realize how much you love Tom Brady?

These young men and, really, more and more people are seeing that these young men, and I’m telling you the papers have been writing about this and about how I’ve been very strong in this regard, these young, strong men can actually be tied together with, I guess it’s this type of plastic cord, plastic cord that is…

LaVar Ball Powers L.A., Simply By Sticking Dick In Socket

LaVar Ball makes good on wager, throws football clear over them mountains.

LaVar Ball Joins Alex Jones, Bill Walton In Monday Night Football Booth

LaVar Ball Calls Heat Death of the Universe “Some Overrated Weak Ass Shit”

President Ball, Israeli PM Stoudemire reach historic accord on Palestine issue

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.