you don’t win with a guy named Bruce

Alexi Lalas right now:

yeah, this blows and all, but goddamn if it doesn’t feel good knowing that fuckin Bruce’s ass is getting sacked immediately

a good bird

this fuckin guy is clearly juicing, is he not?

“Lou Holtz got small brain!”

this is some lovely beef

Robert Lee......Bob.....Lee....ok yeah, Bob Ley’s days are numbered

Part of me legitimately thinks the UFC will somehow brush this under the rug to keep him in the octagon. As things stand, he is their cash cow, that’s it. When they last banned Jones, McGregor was ascending and Rousey still had a chance at redemption following the Holm fight. They had stars then, but not now

this is obviously McGregor mocking the sport of boxing

Chris Kattan has to get this gig if it (obviously, definitely) becomes a bit

now Arsenal just need to sign a decent striker

Shouldn’t this have been written by Marchman?

I’m frankly not surprised they let him go, nobody likes a warmbier

dude should have known the gig was up when his last major victory was over a guy named Rocco with a torn ACL

“FOUR YEARS JUST FOR WEED?! DAYUM!”

a large dong

this was a great piece...

he will be fine for his next start, and will lose the game after pitching 8 innings of one run ball......with his right arm

woof