fool me once, shame on you

This miserable bastard threw for 476 (i think) yds against the Ravens this past season (i think). Fuck this guy (I’m half drunk)

“Pictured: Speaker Ryan reacts to Prime Minister Trudeau ripping a fart”

dipshit

Please, someone find video of the overhead kick he scored for Portsmouth against Spurs circa 2008. Please.....

Fair point then! I did not know that non-league clubs have only made it to the 5th round. That said, I have become immune to shock results, I can’t count anything out anymore!

Can’t he just catch a flight back to the UK, then fly to the United States...? Still fucked up, but it’s not like he’s stranded

same thing they said about Leicester last year...

maybe if City had baked him a fucking birthday cake, he wouldn’t be compelled to drink

I fuckin’ knew Andy Carroll always wanted to bone Lukasz Fabianski

damn it, I thought he was using bro-speak for smoking weed out of an apple...

“Bob Bradley Becomes First American Manager to be Handed Premier League Win”

the Plumlees are the Kardashians of basketball.....everyone fucking hates them and yet they’re fucking ubiquitous

I swear Boomer is gonna have a heart attack one of these weeks when suffocating through “The Blitz”

you know, that Michael Bradley take is fully accurate

Michael Bradley has gotten fucking shitfaced before every game since 2014. He shoots from 50 yards and passes when through on goal. Fuck him and his dad

“What a dick!”

to be fair, the City defenders, and Bravo moreso, were shitfaced and decided to gift Messi all three of his chances (which yeah, he took well)

toodles fucko! hope you step on a Lego ;)