A 360' home run is bitch in both Canada and the USA. This is not a dang moonshot

you’ll be sacked in the morning

FATALITY

today is a sobering reminder of how important sports, and those who play them, are to me.

glitch in the matrix

not only did she kneel, where the FUCK are her shorts and blue pinny? my OCD is struggling badly with the asymmetry

you guys sure will

Ronaldo should have known better than to make this photo public...

they did what?

dipshit

Anquan Boldon

There’s likely plenty, but unlike the creatures with dick and balls for a face that we are seeing here, most of the vagina-touting creatures probably have theirs in the right (?) place.

i died

ugh, shut up man, this is exhausting

I am surprised (lol jk)

US sanctions on bicycle brakes being felt strongly here

the moss-covered building next to the first building in kakariko you explored has loads of chests.

Yeah, yeah, man up fuckboy. So...did the Cardinals lose?

“that weak shit” being United’s title chances?

“that weak shit” being Manchester United’s title chances?