I come from a family of smokers and I can tell you that being scared of his wife would not be nearly enough motivation to quit smoking. Obviously there were multiple factors going on here.

The only articles about state fair food that should be written are angry screeds about the rise of the funnel cake at the expense of the more traditional fried bread dough.

RICH BITCH HERE - My parents are also Baby Boomers who worked hard and made a lot of money. They also demanded that they pay for both my undergraduate and graduate degrees. Before graduate school, feeling like I had been given enough, I told them that I wanted to pay for it myself, and they told me they had the money…

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She is KILLING it in this dress! So pretty!

Damn, Morena Baccarin. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous!

hahahaha... sadly, yeah. that would be comedy! they should wear berets n stuff, too.

I am that tall and pretty much all of my dress shoes, sandals, and boots incorporate 3-4" stacked heels whenever possible. I fuckin' love looming. I like to play a little game with myself: "Am I the tallest person on this elevator? I AM! Am I the tallest person in this room? I AM! Am I the tallest person in…

Too bad this letter isn't being received well because people be crayzay with they eating. Oh my god. Microwaving fish in the office kitchen should be punishable by death. And if you can't chew with your mouth closed, you should go home and practice until you can. My god.

Free daycare, too.

Because outlawing abortion has very little to do with protecting women. It has everything to do with punishing women who have sex. They don't care if women, especially poor, minority, or otherwise disenfranchised women, die.

GO, GIRL, GET IT!

This one was my favourite

It would have been a great time-saver had I called my two children "Get Your Finger Out Of Your Nose" and "Don't Pull Your Sister's Hair".

Also, every gay man I've ever known has loved boobs. In fact, I've been man-handled by more gay men than straight men. I realize that's not related but really your comment wasn't either.

That's what I more eloquently conveyed earlier this week when there was a similar conversation about horrifyingly tacky 9/11 memorabilia being gobbled up by consumers. However internet rage/hangover kicked in. Happens to the best of us.

What kind of seriously industrial-strength Spanx has that girl got her hands on? Cause I'm pretty sure getting that flat that quickly is biologically impossible.

Haha - I did however more than pay for it growing up, as whenever we went anywhere I was forced to listen to talk radio, mostly Rush Limbaugh and Dr Laura. And we lived pretty rural, so almost everything was at least a 30 minute drive. I'm worried sometimes that I've been secretly indoctrinated and one day when I'm…

Baby frogs to mommy frog: "where is daddy?"
Mommy frog: "he took off"