Jesus. I nearly lost my Mother, and got to listen to people die over the phone on 9/11. I have no want to buy something to memorialize this.

I'll be honest: I'm a litle impressed at the level of insane, crazed vitriol this man can emit over such a short span. There are actually a few I will have to remember (unmitigated monster, monument to modern self-absorption, fraudulently tanned) for later.

OMG, there is nothing that gives me a feeling of satisfaction more than seeing a giant mountain of laundry all neatly folded and stacked in front of me. I'll be over after work.

• You have access to Plan B should you have an unwanted pregnancy

I think these guys sound really nice. Don't we dislike frats because they tend to be drunken, rapey pits of racism? Doesn't it sound cool to have one that's into, like, women's rights and praying?

I have a 4th grader. He almost exclusively brings a lunch to school. His dad and I share custody and our son has a middle class lifestyle. One time my son's dad forgot to stick our boy's lunch in his backpack. Guess what? The school fed him a normal lunch and just sent home a note about it and asked us to…

Looks like a lot of ironing.

This is how I feel after watching that....

But we would totally do that, too! Don't tell me NOBODY on Jezebel has ever had a bunch of fun sex with someone a little dim and then gone, "Eh. That was cool. See you around, I guess."

So you know those positive sayings/cliches/quotes that people always post on facebook and other social media sites... Does anyone else feel like this song could have been written just by scrolling through a facebook news feed? It's like a bunch of them put together. Just me?

With you. My theory is, we hurt far too many people unintentionally as it is, because we're clueless, too tired to notice, distracted, insensitive, etc. No excuse for hurting people on purpose.

Actually, she should just remove the trap and clean it out. The trap is the curvy part of the drain under the sink. Usually, it's not that tight and easy to remove. But have a bucket handy. Not to catch water, but for you to puke in because that shit is gross.

Mayo, Baloney, and White bread.

Well, looks like she's not being invited to hang out with the Hall family any time soon.

As the step-father of a 16-years old who is emerging from her boy-band and twi-hard phase, i can tell you the next phase is worse. She has entered the boyfriend-my-stepfather-hates-the-most phase. Everytime i see them with their goddamn oversized and bejeweled baseball caps and their faux-cool attitude, GOD i want to…

Er, these have been available at Momofuku forever. They're called Bagel Bombs. If you have the Momofuku Milk Bar cookbook, you can make them yourself, and they're awesome.

The comments here are a teensy bit on the scary, ruthless, and bloodthirsty side. The guy committed horrid, unimaginable crimes. I get it. But I still don't think either "what a coward" or "dammit I really wanted him to suffer longer" are appropriate responses.

Eric and Alcide are gay lovers now, for some reason (magic?), and their only interest is having sexy sex with each other for 52-56 minutes every Sunday night. There will be lots of actual shots of dick, and the only clothes worn will be clothes that enhance the sexual situation. Sometimes the will invite friends into…

And have you seen his donations to charity? He's a huge giver! How was I supposed to know that he didn't want to give in this one specific instance?