Until Friendly’s starts selling their peanut butter sauce in stores, they can go fuck themselves. WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND PEANUT BUTTER SAUCE FOR FUCK’S SAKE. I used to buy it from the restaurant itself but now I DON’T LIVE NEAR ANY GOD DAMNED FRIENDLY’S AND AS SUCH I HAVE A DEARTH OF PEANUT BUTTER SAUCE IN MY LIFE.

I mean, you fuck one goat and they call you a goat fucker.

I too am a redneck, and non rednecks do not understand that arson is something we learn before we can get in to see a PG-13 movie. We could burn down concrete with bic lighter and some duct tape if we wanted to. To this day if no one can light the barbecue they come get me I can set fire to anything.

It’s times like this when I’m glad to be a redneck.

Funny how so many people are so quick to jump down your throat and tell you how wrong you must be about the McLobster because reasons. Yet you and I seem to be the only people on here who: (A) have actually eaten a McDonald’s McLobster before; and (B) are from places WHERE LOBSTER COMES FROM. Yet when we both say,…

Tell them to get busy making anothe Prince, if they’re such hot stuff.

Fit and flare for fucking LIFE. Love that shit.

Please don’t misuse the word “myself” like this—Jesus, would you say “Myself went to work today”? Ugh—it makes you sound ignorant and every time you use it like that, people like me die a little inside.

I don’t buy it. Unless LSD has changed tremendously in the last 20 years, violence and acid don’t really go together. I was always too busy having really intense conversations and laughing. Paranoia didn’t factor in as it might with MJ.

Ask them a question about something in their profile. Maybe add a line mentioning your connection to the subject. You don’t need to write more than a sentence or two, but “good morning” isn’t going to make a good impression. It translates as, “I think you’re cute. Now you do the work of starting the conversation.”

Lived in that zip code for a while, when ever I had to give my address, I sang the 0-2-1-3-4 ( send it to zoom!)

I do this with Milky Way and with Three Musketeers. I have never pried the top off a Reese's and eaten it separately, though. I usually eat the chocolate off the sides first, but then the rest is a peanut butter sandwich with chocolate bread.

“Hi, I’m Bernadette”

BRIDGE TOO FAR.

Safety Dance. The answer is always Safety Dance.

The proper method for eating Papa John’s pizza is to throw it in the garbage and then order a pie from a real pizzeria.

Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.

Optional only for a few??? You do realise that the muslim populations in India, Nigeria and Indonesia as well as other countries dwarf that of middle eastern nations. Only about 20% of muslims are Arab. China has the same number if msulims as Saudi Arabia. Just because the IranI government or the Saud family or…

Very interesting. I love djellabas and burnous!

Abayas are the best thing in the world guys. When you haven’t showered or don’t look fresh for whatever reason, just throw one of these on over your clothes and you instantly look put together and chic, they’re so comfy too. Just the other day my sister was taking birthday pictures at home. I came late and covered in…