GWAR? Well played, sir.

Yes. My advice is that you can't change people.

The true reason for the Eastwood divorce: he was cheating on her. Photos have been obtained of the homewrecking hussy.

I thought "Fonzworth Bentley" was a silly nickname that you made up for a celebrity until I clicked on the link.

No contest

All I know is that Cronut Pony wouldn't last a NY minute in NYC.

It's still funny that they don't know they've been fired.

Sad to think we were spared the masterpiece that would have been "The Achy Breaky Twerk."

No, but you don't GET IT stop being so HYSTERICAL GOD. He was just saying that, in the context of the subject matter at hand, his OPINION was that he and his penis (same thing??) didn't like them and that a woman somewhere maybe could decide NOT to wear them because they don't do anything for HIM/HIS BONER. Get it? I…

Oh, boo to you. I'm sorry my heels make you feel sad. People wearing flip flops on the subway make me feel sad, but I'm not writing paragraphs-long diatribes about them. Leave your judgment away from my heels and I'll let you wear your orthopedic shoes in peace :)

You will pry my high heals from my cold, dead, mangled, old lady feet.

Poor white men. It must be so hard.

Thanks for asking. I'm at work and resisted the urge to google. Totally pictured a pie in the face and tried to imagine how that could be a sexual fetish.

I like how the dog izall 'wow are you stupid' and struts off.

I wasn't aware my black booty was a pop culture trend?

Yes. I LOVE this get up. Go Selena. Everyone is talking about Katy's nasty grillz and Miley's tongue and there's Selena Gomez, quietly looking fierce as fuck.

This is the only Riff Raff that we need to talk about. (aka I am old)

The last gif. tho!

I have nothing of value to add to this conversation, but anytime someone mentions Reality Bites, I feel obliged to let you know that I used to live in the apartment where they all lived. Watching a movie in the room it was filmed in=weird.