If by "faux-intellectual liberal," you mean a Ph.D. candidate who knows how to conduct a literature search on scientific databases, then you are correct!

Rape kit, semen on her dress, vaginal tearing, bruising on her arms (and reports to her RA, housing security officer, campus police and city police the same night as the attack). Yup. Sounds like it was just creeping regret several months later.

Show me the research studies demonstrating the positive effects of gun ownership besides compensating for a small penis.

In this case it's more of a he-said-she-had-bruises-and-vaginal-tearing incident. Also, fuck you.

Oh god when strangers don't care that they're putting their hair all over people. Oh GOD.

Desk Rage no - but how about Tourists Who Inexplicably Take Up All the Sidewalk and Stop Suddenly Rage? Or Subway Pole Hugger Rage? Long Wet Hair Sitting on My Arm on Subway Rage? Those are all things, right?

maybe something else for lunch

How about this one?

Right there with you, fellow old.

I also read, 'Looking For Mr. Goodbar,' 'Deliverance,' and 'Midnight Cowboy.' Plus one I can't remember the name of, but it had a bunch of kids capture, torture, rape and murder the neighbourhood babysitter when she was caring for a family's kids for a weekend.

My friend Susan was competing from a promotion. She 's the cutest, littlest, blondest thing. She's also brilliant and hyper-competitive. Her dumbass boss actually told her that he gave the job to the man "because he needs it more, because he has a family to support." (Susan is a divorced mom, not receiving child…

Exactly. I am a single (never married), childless, renting woman on the verge of AARP membership. I never wanted kids, never wanted a husband, and have always done pretty much what I wanted. And yet I treat people well, am law-abiding, contribute to my community, etc. There are plenty of married childbearing…

I have two small children. I don't recommend it.

Ha Ha Ha. Seriously, I didn't know that's what you meant. In my head I had quotes around the white man's, as in "white man's" shirt.

You don't wanna take on any geese, man. Those are some nasty bastards there. They look all majestic and peaceful crossing the road but they will cut a bitch given half a chance. Or if you get too close to their babies which is hard because the babies are little balls of fluffy feathers and so cute!

"being strong and formidable are their own rewards."

No one has mentioned the obvious?

This is made of I JUST CAN'T. The dress is eating her neck! Her face was made up by drunk kindergartners! There is NO PART of that dress that fits correctly! Her boobs look weird like she is wearing a sports bra under her dress. Her spray tan makes her legs look like they are from a sepia toned picture. Her shoes are…

Well now that you've said it, I'm sure those people will just stop.