Dodai, we desperately need to add mullet dresses to our guerilla brigade where we storm stores & fix awful dresses! (Already on the list: those sheer panel long skirts w/ a shorter, solid colored once beneath it.) Scissors at the ready!

What the hell is it with Naya Rivera?! I am a straight woman, and yet pictures of her make me go all drooly and stupid. Maybe because I've always been thought of as cute-not-hot, and she is smoldering...like a grass is always greener thing? Either way...DAYYUMM.

I certainly made my fair share of GWB Is An Idiot! comments during his tenure, but they were just that... comments. Public displays of anti-GWB sentiment tended toward protests against his policies, or even rowdy heckling or deriding his intellect. I have never witnessed such brash hatefulness aimed at a US president…

So . . . she actually would have been better suited for Catherine Zeta Jones' role and not her own in America's Sweethearts.

They are assholes. Is your dog also a chair thief? My dog will steal your seat and look you dead in the eyes while doing it.

I like the one where you're watching tv or something and you sit behind your partner with your legs open and they lay against you and you wrap your arms around them and you just kinda rest your chin on their shoulder or whatever.

Then you add dogs into the mix, and you get the "Capital H," the "WTF, we have a king-sized bed and I am falling off of it" the "Ew, dog, get your ass out of my face" and the one I'm currently loving: "The thermostat is set at 43 because I have two dogs sleeping on top of me being heating heaters that heat so put on…

Right on. Short layered early Kate Gosselin hair (and I love short hair, rocked a pixie through my early 20s) and capri pants are the death of me.

My best friend's sister-in-law "Needle Butt" stuck her prissy little nose in the air and said something about long hair past the age of twenty was "tacky" and a sign of looser morals at a birthday party one time. My bestie and I are both over twenty and both of us have long hair. Depending on the weather our long hair…

*eyes the little gray star in the comment box distrustfully*

Sorry (not sorry), after riding the NYC trains after 5 years, I hate 99% of subway performers/panhandlers.

But you can't demonize what you, yourself, do, can you? I mean, where's the fun in that?

Of course, there's no way to measure this, but I wonder how many of the "friends of color" actually KNOW they're some white person's super special pal. "What? Ben R. says I'm his friend? What the hell, we worked together in the campus coffeeshop eight years ago. Then he sent me one Christmas card, right after…

He should just put a bra on his head and hook up a Barbie to the nearest computer.

Are you adding it to your myfitnesspal?

You guys will still be my friends when I finally commit to dressing like Effie Trinket all the time, right? BECAUSE SHE IS WHAT MY SOUL LOOKS LIKE!

Generally it's a very narrow path that's clogged with slow moving tourists who aren't paying any attention. It's dangerous and an exercise in frustration.

Well I suppose the quick answer to that is everyone's different; some like to live in rural areas, some like to live in cities.

Beyonce, no one in their right mind bikes the Brooklyn Bridge.

Feet gross me out so bad.