I think what we really need is a cultural shift that values the fact that you can have children in your life without having one of your own. We need to embrace that whole "it takes a village" mentality to highlight the importance of aunts and uncles, neighbors, troop leaders, etc. As someone who doesn't intend on…

Damn it, Bravo! I was really looking forward to watching her in Orange Is the New Leopard.

Fuck me in the ear. No wait, don't. That causes premature aging of the lobes.

Ok, that might be the ONE exception, but cabbage works even better in my experience! Also, cilantro tastes like soap, blech!

Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina of Bangladesh is not impressed with Mr Limbaugh's suggestion that Muslim women have no power.

A little advice? Don't ever have children. You will hate those little fuckers.

I'm glad to see that they went with Frosted Strawberry and not that abomination that calls itself S'Mores.

Re: Heidi Klum and her mom....I feel like I get it. If I was Heidi's age and I looked as good as Heidi does and I was hanging out on the beach with my mom being rich and (probably) getting drunk, I would be all, "MOM! Look how fucking great I look! Take my picture. Can you believe how fucking good I look? Wait! …

She's even beautiful making this frowny face. I mean really. I just think she's incredibly beautiful.

Theory: Huma Abedin doesn't give any fucks about the opinions of random journalists and bloggers making theories about her, her marriage, or her plans in life.

MHP is possibly the best news, opinion show on tv to date!

I'm stumped. 130 pounds...I think from context this is supposed to be bad, but I can't figure out if he means it to be too fat or too thin. Because for a woman, it seems like a pretty reasonable weight, depending on height. For a man, in most cases probably too thin, but again, depends on height. "Calves the size of…

was it just me, or was anyone else terrified that she was going to drop the baby every time she waved?

You forgot the most important part: The shoes in this video were 1000x better than the monstrosities in the original video. That was enough right there to justify this remake.

A boy is the heir to the throne: SUCK IT FEMINISTS!

I'm imagining a grumpy wet gorilla glaring up at you with arms crossed like "you're a jerk, you know that?"

I'm an American and I think it's exciting. Make fun of me all you want. I like babies. I like the royal love story. I'm a romantic.
Give me my pints of ice cream and Lifetime movies.

Even more remarkable: Sybrina Fulton & Tracy Martin are divorced. They have faced this unimaginable tragedy in the public spotlight together, completely united on behalf of their sons: The one who was murdered, and the one who survives. God bless this family. Their strength astounds and inspires me.

The burden of proof is still not mine, and I'm no more agnostic about fairies than I am about gods. Many gods have testable characteristics (the efficacy of prayer, miracles), and even the untestable ones (divine revelation) usually have simpler explanations (lying, mental illness, the use of narrative to inspire…

Fake origamis are killing America. Dude. That receipt from Taco Bell you folded up into an uneven triangle is not origami. Come ON.