This one was my favourite

It would have been a great time-saver had I called my two children "Get Your Finger Out Of Your Nose" and "Don't Pull Your Sister's Hair".

Also, every gay man I've ever known has loved boobs. In fact, I've been man-handled by more gay men than straight men. I realize that's not related but really your comment wasn't either.

That's what I more eloquently conveyed earlier this week when there was a similar conversation about horrifyingly tacky 9/11 memorabilia being gobbled up by consumers. However internet rage/hangover kicked in. Happens to the best of us.

What kind of seriously industrial-strength Spanx has that girl got her hands on? Cause I'm pretty sure getting that flat that quickly is biologically impossible.

Haha - I did however more than pay for it growing up, as whenever we went anywhere I was forced to listen to talk radio, mostly Rush Limbaugh and Dr Laura. And we lived pretty rural, so almost everything was at least a 30 minute drive. I'm worried sometimes that I've been secretly indoctrinated and one day when I'm…

...and I'm tired of motorists' similarly bad behavior forcing the cyclists into that mode - survival mode. Who loses? Pedestrians like me.

Surprised I haven't seen this comparison yet:

The Best

Baby frogs to mommy frog: "where is daddy?"
Mommy frog: "he took off"

Jesus. I nearly lost my Mother, and got to listen to people die over the phone on 9/11. I have no want to buy something to memorialize this.

I'll be honest: I'm a litle impressed at the level of insane, crazed vitriol this man can emit over such a short span. There are actually a few I will have to remember (unmitigated monster, monument to modern self-absorption, fraudulently tanned) for later.

OMG, there is nothing that gives me a feeling of satisfaction more than seeing a giant mountain of laundry all neatly folded and stacked in front of me. I'll be over after work.

• You have access to Plan B should you have an unwanted pregnancy

I think these guys sound really nice. Don't we dislike frats because they tend to be drunken, rapey pits of racism? Doesn't it sound cool to have one that's into, like, women's rights and praying?

I have a 4th grader. He almost exclusively brings a lunch to school. His dad and I share custody and our son has a middle class lifestyle. One time my son's dad forgot to stick our boy's lunch in his backpack. Guess what? The school fed him a normal lunch and just sent home a note about it and asked us to…

Looks like a lot of ironing.

This is how I feel after watching that....

But we would totally do that, too! Don't tell me NOBODY on Jezebel has ever had a bunch of fun sex with someone a little dim and then gone, "Eh. That was cool. See you around, I guess."