Mayo, Baloney, and White bread.

Well, looks like she's not being invited to hang out with the Hall family any time soon.

As the step-father of a 16-years old who is emerging from her boy-band and twi-hard phase, i can tell you the next phase is worse. She has entered the boyfriend-my-stepfather-hates-the-most phase. Everytime i see them with their goddamn oversized and bejeweled baseball caps and their faux-cool attitude, GOD i want to…

If you're over the crosswalk, or don't provide room intentionally, then you deserve to have someone pound on your hood. Similarly, when someone brings their car into my bike lane, it's mine to damage. Keep control of your vehicle, keep it in your lane, and you shouldn't have any issues. You are no more important than…

Er, these have been available at Momofuku forever. They're called Bagel Bombs. If you have the Momofuku Milk Bar cookbook, you can make them yourself, and they're awesome.

The comments here are a teensy bit on the scary, ruthless, and bloodthirsty side. The guy committed horrid, unimaginable crimes. I get it. But I still don't think either "what a coward" or "dammit I really wanted him to suffer longer" are appropriate responses.

Eric and Alcide are gay lovers now, for some reason (magic?), and their only interest is having sexy sex with each other for 52-56 minutes every Sunday night. There will be lots of actual shots of dick, and the only clothes worn will be clothes that enhance the sexual situation. Sometimes the will invite friends into…

And have you seen his donations to charity? He's a huge giver! How was I supposed to know that he didn't want to give in this one specific instance?

"But, officer, that man MADE me mug him. I mean, did you see what expensive clothing he was wearing? And the bulge of his wallet was clearly visible in his pocket. If he didn't want to get mugged he shouldn't have been shamelessly flaunting the fact that he has money like that! He was asking for it!!! Plus, before I…

GWAR? Well played, sir.

Yes. My advice is that you can't change people.

The true reason for the Eastwood divorce: he was cheating on her. Photos have been obtained of the homewrecking hussy.

I thought "Fonzworth Bentley" was a silly nickname that you made up for a celebrity until I clicked on the link.

No contest

All I know is that Cronut Pony wouldn't last a NY minute in NYC.

It's still funny that they don't know they've been fired.

Sad to think we were spared the masterpiece that would have been "The Achy Breaky Twerk."

No, but you don't GET IT stop being so HYSTERICAL GOD. He was just saying that, in the context of the subject matter at hand, his OPINION was that he and his penis (same thing??) didn't like them and that a woman somewhere maybe could decide NOT to wear them because they don't do anything for HIM/HIS BONER. Get it? I…

Oh, boo to you. I'm sorry my heels make you feel sad. People wearing flip flops on the subway make me feel sad, but I'm not writing paragraphs-long diatribes about them. Leave your judgment away from my heels and I'll let you wear your orthopedic shoes in peace :)

You will pry my high heals from my cold, dead, mangled, old lady feet.