Thanks for asking. I'm at work and resisted the urge to google. Totally pictured a pie in the face and tried to imagine how that could be a sexual fetish.

I like how the dog izall 'wow are you stupid' and struts off.

I wasn't aware my black booty was a pop culture trend?

Whole lot of people with internets dietician degrees up in here. Did anyone read the article?

Yes. I LOVE this get up. Go Selena. Everyone is talking about Katy's nasty grillz and Miley's tongue and there's Selena Gomez, quietly looking fierce as fuck.

This is the only Riff Raff that we need to talk about. (aka I am old)

The last gif. tho!

You know what makes you a sexist? You are a man that corrected a woman about whether or not another man was being sexist. That's what makes you a sexist.

Men are welcome to comment and to have opinions on this matter. They are also highly encouraged to state them as their personal opinions rather than directions on how to be sexy for the man posting.

OMG WOMEN WITH OPINIONS. God forbid.

I know this is SHOCKING, but sometimes, women do things that aren't about your boner.

I have nothing of value to add to this conversation, but anytime someone mentions Reality Bites, I feel obliged to let you know that I used to live in the apartment where they all lived. Watching a movie in the room it was filmed in=weird.

I really like her too. I started loving her after reading "The Extra 1/2 Inch" and everything I've read/seen of her since has just confirmed she's as awesome as I thought. She obviously takes her whole "crazy fashionista" image seriously in the best tongue-in-cheek way possible. I remember her saying once that one of…

If by "faux-intellectual liberal," you mean a Ph.D. candidate who knows how to conduct a literature search on scientific databases, then you are correct!

Rape kit, semen on her dress, vaginal tearing, bruising on her arms (and reports to her RA, housing security officer, campus police and city police the same night as the attack). Yup. Sounds like it was just creeping regret several months later.

Show me the research studies demonstrating the positive effects of gun ownership besides compensating for a small penis.

In this case it's more of a he-said-she-had-bruises-and-vaginal-tearing incident. Also, fuck you.

Oh god when strangers don't care that they're putting their hair all over people. Oh GOD.