Right there with you, fellow old.

I also read, 'Looking For Mr. Goodbar,' 'Deliverance,' and 'Midnight Cowboy.' Plus one I can't remember the name of, but it had a bunch of kids capture, torture, rape and murder the neighbourhood babysitter when she was caring for a family's kids for a weekend.

My friend Susan was competing from a promotion. She 's the cutest, littlest, blondest thing. She's also brilliant and hyper-competitive. Her dumbass boss actually told her that he gave the job to the man "because he needs it more, because he has a family to support." (Susan is a divorced mom, not receiving child…

Exactly. I am a single (never married), childless, renting woman on the verge of AARP membership. I never wanted kids, never wanted a husband, and have always done pretty much what I wanted. And yet I treat people well, am law-abiding, contribute to my community, etc. There are plenty of married childbearing…

I have two small children. I don't recommend it.

Ha Ha Ha. Seriously, I didn't know that's what you meant. In my head I had quotes around the white man's, as in "white man's" shirt.

You don't wanna take on any geese, man. Those are some nasty bastards there. They look all majestic and peaceful crossing the road but they will cut a bitch given half a chance. Or if you get too close to their babies which is hard because the babies are little balls of fluffy feathers and so cute!

"being strong and formidable are their own rewards."

Climate change is fake. I'm not a climatologist, nor do I even have a science degree, but I watch Fox News and they've assured me that I know better than the entire world scientific community on this subject. Actually, they're all lying. It's a mass conspiracy—to what end, I'm not sure—but it's surely a conspiracy…

No one has mentioned the obvious?

This is made of I JUST CAN'T. The dress is eating her neck! Her face was made up by drunk kindergartners! There is NO PART of that dress that fits correctly! Her boobs look weird like she is wearing a sports bra under her dress. Her spray tan makes her legs look like they are from a sepia toned picture. Her shoes are…

Well now that you've said it, I'm sure those people will just stop.

Dodai, we desperately need to add mullet dresses to our guerilla brigade where we storm stores & fix awful dresses! (Already on the list: those sheer panel long skirts w/ a shorter, solid colored once beneath it.) Scissors at the ready!

What the hell is it with Naya Rivera?! I am a straight woman, and yet pictures of her make me go all drooly and stupid. Maybe because I've always been thought of as cute-not-hot, and she is smoldering...like a grass is always greener thing? Either way...DAYYUMM.

I certainly made my fair share of GWB Is An Idiot! comments during his tenure, but they were just that... comments. Public displays of anti-GWB sentiment tended toward protests against his policies, or even rowdy heckling or deriding his intellect. I have never witnessed such brash hatefulness aimed at a US president…

So . . . she actually would have been better suited for Catherine Zeta Jones' role and not her own in America's Sweethearts.

They are assholes. Is your dog also a chair thief? My dog will steal your seat and look you dead in the eyes while doing it.

I like the one where you're watching tv or something and you sit behind your partner with your legs open and they lay against you and you wrap your arms around them and you just kinda rest your chin on their shoulder or whatever.

Then you add dogs into the mix, and you get the "Capital H," the "WTF, we have a king-sized bed and I am falling off of it" the "Ew, dog, get your ass out of my face" and the one I'm currently loving: "The thermostat is set at 43 because I have two dogs sleeping on top of me being heating heaters that heat so put on…

*eyes the little gray star in the comment box distrustfully*