Some of it is also that hysterectomy and the resulting menopause is absolutely terrifying. Once I got the diagnosis, I was stupid enough to google it, and wound up a complete hysterical basketcase. I felt like I would overnight turn old, fat, smell bad, never ever want sex again and even if I did it would be terrible…

Seriously, I had the surgery on a Monday and was on HRT by Friday. I got hit BAD. The night sweats were horrendous - I was sweating so much, even though I slept on a towel, I had something like diaper rash covering my entire back.

I don’t know if she can take HRT with her cancer risk.

Uterine cancer is no big deal - 97% of the time, it is cured by hysterectomy.

You should have invited her to sue. Would love to have her explain to a judge how she is injured by a restaurant not serving something that does not exist and is not on the menu.

My sister has a severe, extreme, grotesque garlic allergy. She is always very nice about it, even when the chef screws up and puts garlic on something and she discovers it too late. I’ve seen her apologize profusely to the server after spending 40 minutes puking in the bathroom and having to be pretty much carried out…

Yeah, not in the US. Here, they are all screaming in terror about vicious Muslims looking to kill us (despite the fact that we seem to do that quite well on our own). When you tell them that at least half are children, they tell you that you are lying. They are all running to buy more guns and ammo as fast as they can.

I watch ANTM religiously and must take some time to talk shit about Tyra’s wardrobe.

I get it done every 5 months and love it. I do just the “elevenses” and the bags under my eyes. Without it, I look tired and pissy, with it, I look normal. I can move both eyebrows with no problem and make all expressions just fine.

Thank you. It seems that it is a horrible thing to criticize Tim Gunn, but he really lost a lot of his luster for me a few years ago when he called Taylor Momsen a pathetic loser brat (she was about 17 at the time). I think it is inappropriate to publicly insult a child and never forgave him for it.

My sister dated the Bronx County Medical Examiner for a while! OMG, that guy had the best disgusting stories ever. We were all sad when they broke up.

I’d be super interested to find out what Chik-fil-a gave the Festival and would be very surprised if they gave them cash (getting corporate cash donations for film festivals is very very difficult).

OK, yes, I get it. This can be easily seen as white-girl privilege, condescending.

It’s a FoxNews thing. Half their programming is whining about some goddamn thing. Either liberals, the President, the media, MSNBC, Jon Stewart and on an on are mean to them or “oh, they totally wouldn’t say that about a Democrat” (bullshit) or “christians are under attack because they aren’t allowed to prosletyze in…

It doesn’t stop once they are born. My sister’s girls REFUSED to have anything on their feet. Even when they were tiny tiny people, they were able to get socks off in about half a second or kick off blankets. My sister finally just accepted it and went about her life, figuring that if their feet got cold, they’d stop…

Surprisingly, there are a TON of Mexican restaurants in Budapest. Like, more than in NYC. We tried one of them and the food was excellent. Go figure.

My friend used to date the most awful girl. She refused to eat Mexican or Chinese food because “those people are dirty”. French food was just fine though because French people are clean.

Acceptable reasons to try to butt in (obv wait until no one is in the middle of speaking/placing an order), but no need to get back on long line:
- may I have some more ketchup packets?
- where is the bathroom?
- how late are you open?
- hey - you are out of toilet paper in the bathroom, milk is empty, some dude just…

See, the real racists are the people who point out racism, because there is NO racism anymore and we don’t see color anyway, but we sure do wish all those loser darkies would get jobs and pull up their pants and stop killing each other and those black bitches would shut up and stop popping out welfare babies and give…