I hate exercise. I hate sweating. I’m not butch or tough or particularly angry. I wouldn’t run for anything.

There are 4 Supreme Court Justices who are over 75 years old. This is why we are significantly less screwed with Hillary Clinton than we would be with any Republican running, even the so-called non-crazy ones.

The dress is meh. Would look better with a better bra.

Unless said shoes are combat boots. Pants tucked into combat boots are sexy.
— former 80s punk rock girl

My parents have a friend named Richard King. Who (voluntarily) goes by “Dick”.

At work, I sit near a guy named “Sadat Kunt”. I’ll never not find that funny.

My parents have a friend named Richard King. Who (voluntarily) goes by “Dick”.

My best friend is Chinese with nearly waist-length hair and we're both pushing 50. I love hassling her about when she's going to get middle-aged asian lady hair.

When people say that they fear they will no longer be a woman or won't be feminine, it's not really what you are thinking.

When faced with a hysterectomy and instant menopause, the feeling that you won't be a "woman" anymore, or won't be attractive or won't ever have sex again or maybe won't want to have sex again is a very real and very traumatic thing. Support groups for women pre-surgery are at least 75% concerns related to this. …

The hormones help a lot, if you are able to take them. I had a total hysterectomy four years ago at age 44. For the two weeks after the surgery, I had one non-stop hotflash and was covered head-to-toe with what seemed to be diaper rash from the sweating. Went on hormones and love them - I really have no bad side…

My last apartment had super thin walls and you could hear everything that went on in the other apartments.

I asked my rabbi about this years ago! It doesn't make any sense — chickens don't make milk, so cheese with chicken should be fine. Perhaps eggs and chicken should be a problem, but it isn't.

It's very heavily used ( nearly 2 billion rides a year), but it is over 100 years old and this country does not spend money on infrastructure.

I like to let them talk for as long as possible while I play dumb. When I get bored with that, I tell them that I'm confused because I have only Apple products and don't understand how Windows Tech support would be finding that I have PC problems.

The first one I bought in the late 80s was about $75. The most recent on I bought in the early days of the Iraq war was about $225. It's just about had it - I think I need to get a new one next winter.

Carry's apartment was pretty realistic — she lived in a studio apartment in a walk up building. The main room was maybe 300 square feet. It was rent controlled or stabilized. I lived in a similar joint (worse neighborhood, but bigger and with an elevator) for about $700 a month.

There are Ferraris and there are FERRARIS. There's a low end bullshit Ferrari driven by balding orthodontists and there are serious old cars that are breathtakingly beautiful.

I can't borrow, say, a 72 Dino and use it to teach some yahoo how to drive stick.

Um? Am I being dumb? So, I get that one of the dents on her lower torso on the right side is where her leg meets her body.